I think people purposefully ask for dating advice when I'm drunk because I'm not going to think things through. I'm going to tell them what they want to hear.
Which most often is "Do EEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTT! Go for it!! He TOTALLY wants you! Fuck that other slut in his life!"
Last night Madge asked me if she should go for one of the residents on her surgery rotation. I told her "YES!! Do EEEEETTTTTT! You both rock climb. I hate rock climbing. You're MEANT for each other!!"
The reality is that she should probably feel things out a little more and try to get together after they're done with the rotation.
Later Ems bitched about a guy in our class that she has been wanting. I guess it turns out that he had been hooking up with another girl in our class that Ems hates. Things haven't been looking good, so I told her "Fuck HIM! Fuck that bitch in our class! You rock! Who do you want tonight? I'm going to get him for you!"
I never did get Ems a guy. I don't remember what I told Madge towards the end of the night. Hopefully things will work out for both of them.
In the meantime, I need an aspirin.
Saturday, 27 October 2007
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