Doing Nothing is Awesome!

It's official. I want to be a trophy wife or a sugar baby. I'm on my 4th week of vacation from med school and I haven't done a single thing ALL day.

Ok that's not true. I've entered a million online contests. I talked to my mom. I thought about the gym and the movies but decided to pet my cat for exercise and entertainment instead.

I love having nothing to do, but having everything as an option.

I could study. Narf.... doubt it!

I could go to the gym... got an appt with my trainer tomorrow so why waste the sweat.

I could go to the movies... ugh I have to wait for the next show to start.

Nah...

You know what?

I love sitting around on my bony ass and doing nothing... though I think I will need to bust out one of my lady toys soon since I can't get any of the men from my past out of my head.

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Popularity interferes with masturbation

Having short days in the psych ward gives me plenty of free time after work to do absolutely nothing, except wish for my vibrator. The problem is up in Maine, we all live dormstyle. Small rooms, thin walls...

Having all this time and no vibrator has given me the opportunity to explore masturbation with the fingers only. I must say it is MUCH harder work. I actually feel sorry for guys.

Having always relied on the quick fix of my vibrator, I've never tried just fingers before. It's not so easy, and I am directing myself as to what feels good!

Today I wasn't successful, but I also didn't get enough time. My classmate decided to knock on my door and semi-barge in. I pulled out pretty quickly, still hovering under the covers. But damn that could have been mortifying.

Everyone is waiting for me to decide when to go drinking. Freakin retards!

Popularity is ruining my masturbation life.

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A Holier Trinity

I haven't had sex in a while... shocking in one sense since I'm usually a raving bitch within 3 days, but not so surprising since I'm super stressed about the boards.

Last night I was well overdue for an orgasm. Although I was tired I had just seen the episode of Sex & the City where Miranda slept with the eye-doctor who was really bad in bed.

All I could think about was how hot I thought the actor was. He might have been the same actor from Love Actually (the best friend in love with the bride, but can't have her).

I'm lying in bed thinking about the actor. mmm... I cum within 15 seconds. I didn't get to finish fantasizing, so I go at it again... BAM... 15 seconds.

This is crazy and very new to me. Twice in less than one minute?

Ok well I'm still not done ravaging my fantasy lover... a little bit more foreplay but I came within 2 minutes.

I might have to change my definition of The Holy Trinity.

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