Allergic to Me

Do you remember that episode of Saved by the Bell where Lisa was allergic to Screech? I never really thought about it... People being allergic to other people.

But it turns out it is possible because OleMiss is allergic to me. It's been almost 2 years since we slept together. Back then every time I arrived back home in Boston, I'd get a text or an email saying that his eyes are itchy.

That's it! Just the eyes. Nothing else ever.

In the past two years I have bought more clothes, changed hair products, perfumes, lotions, detergents, got a couple cats, got rid of the couple cats, etc.

I had completely forgotten, and no one else has ever been allergic to me.

Today I get an instant message from OleMiss. I figured it would be a quick hello, but it turns out it was a playfully angry message about his eyes being itchy.

We tried to go through all the possible reasons, but there is no doubting that he is allergic to me. I felt bad because I'm in a profession that helps heal people, not make them sick.

His reply: "it only lasts a couple of days. its worth it."

I concur :)