I haven't had sex in a while... shocking in one sense since I'm usually a raving bitch within 3 days, but not so surprising since I'm super stressed about the boards.
Last night I was well overdue for an orgasm. Although I was tired I had just seen the episode of Sex & the City where Miranda slept with the eye-doctor who was really bad in bed.
All I could think about was how hot I thought the actor was. He might have been the same actor from Love Actually (the best friend in love with the bride, but can't have her).
I'm lying in bed thinking about the actor. mmm... I cum within 15 seconds. I didn't get to finish fantasizing, so I go at it again... BAM... 15 seconds.
This is crazy and very new to me. Twice in less than one minute?
Ok well I'm still not done ravaging my fantasy lover... a little bit more foreplay but I came within 2 minutes.
I might have to change my definition of The Holy Trinity.
Wednesday, 16 May 2007
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