Roxy sure does LOVE blond hair

Fall Semester 2001

Classes end next monday and finals are a week later. But you know what's coming up right? NAKED CAMPUS RUN!! woo wooo... Third year in a row baby!! I know you all are excited because I'm gonna get nekked, cos I knoooow you all want me.

So speaking of wanting me, there is this guy named BlondEngineer. I actually met him over the summer. He is an engineer, blond, funny, blond, fun to chill with... and he has blond hair.

Anyways, we flirted quite a bit but never hooked up because he had a girlfriend. (Not that it should have mattered considering my behavior lately). A few weeks ago he and his girlfriend broke up and he instant messaged me to tell me. He has been IMing me ALL the time since.

I decided to play hard to get, and it's not because I didn't want to hook up with him. I actually didn't want to be his rebound. It has been tough though, especially when he keeps me on the phone for 2 hours trying to get me in a cab to come to his apartment in the city. So far it has been an endless cycle of cat and mouse between the two of us, but since we're single I can hook up with others in the meantime right? (let me finish this story and then I'll get to the others).

One night I end up going to a party in downtown Boston. I'm hanging out in my friend's room, when BlondEngineer walks in. He sees me and yells HEY. I say hi back... awkward pause... and then he leaves the room. I don't think anything of it and I continue flirting with a couple of guys at the party. Both of them give me their numbers before they leave.

I walked them out and went back up to my friends room, where low and behold BlondEngineer happens to be. He starts up a serious mack attack, but I flirt exactly the same way. It's a severe competition, and I'm shooting him down non-stop. Finally he gives up and leaves the room. Once again, I don't think anything of it and find someone else.

On my way to leave the party, I see BlondEngineer flirting with another girl. He introduces me and I chat her up like we've been best friends forever. He clearly gets annoyed because I'm not jealous. Finally I really need to get going, and BlondEngineer follows me out of the house. He asks to take me out and keeps pulling me towards him. He finally decides to try and kiss me but I turned the other cheek.

The next day I received an instant message that I broke his heart.

I may have broken his heart that night, but that is not the last of BlondEngineer...