Homewrecker

Well I said a few posts ago that I would be on hiatus until Step 1 has been conquered, but I took the time to copy some very old emails from back in the day for your pleasure.

Let us begin...

Fall Semester 2001

Let me introduce you to the newest homewrecker... me. The last two guys I hooked up with have girlfriends.

One night my ID had been taken away at Sligos (yup... believe it), I was already wasted and I argued with the cop forever to try and get it back. It didn't work and I stumbled home. I went online to check my away message and immediately upon becoming active, my friend Matti IMs me. He is good friends with Hippie. He's like, "I wanna come over and hook up." So I'm like, "It's freaking 20 degrees below outside, come over."

I swear less than 2 minutes later my doorbell rings. Matti and I hooked up, and he slept over. He got up in the morning kissed me goodbye and left. At least I think that's what happened... so ridiculous, but I am a little worried. I don't want him to tell anyone. He is in the same group of friends as Hippie, and the drama that could ensue... Anyways, it turns out Matti has an on/off girlfriend. He tried to hook up with me again the following week, but I couldn't allow it.

Speaking of the following week, it happened to be Fall Formal. I didn't have a date, so I let a couple sorority girls hook me up. My date was BlondSailor... soooooooo hot. We drank it up, bringing a bag of wine on the party bus. We tore up the dance floor. We had such a blast and at the end of the night, he walked me home and made out with me on my front porch... forgetting all about his girlfriend. Oops!

I don't know how I attract these guys. Maybe it's because I give them a taste and then I'm done with them... kind of like tapas.

Anyways, I'm packing to go home for thanksgiving and Matti is asking if he could come over and keep me company in my bed. "I'm sorry keg, but you've been kicked."

The semester is almost over and what a ride it has been. Hippie is almost done with his semester abroad and he'll be back in January...