6 weird things

I got this idea from the blogger Drink More Jack.

Six Weird Things (about me)

1. When I talk to myself, I generally speak with an accent. I usually go British or southern, but I've done French, Australian and Irish. Since I suck at sharing my feelings with others, it makes me feel like I'm talking to another Roxy.

2. When I was a kid, I found my dad's secret stash in his office. I slowly stole about $200 over a couple months. He found out, but never reprimanded (in fact congratulated) because he knows he woulda done the same thing. I still discreetly glance around his office hoping I'll find the new hiding place.

3. I can't eat a well-balanced, appropriate meal unless I am at a restaurant. Today for breakfast I ate cookie crisp and red meat sauce. For lunch, I had a hersheys chocolate bar and some leftover fried rice. I ate Cheesy Mac and chocolate covered espresso beans for dinner.

4. I purposefully avoid giving blood by travelling to restricted countries and maintaining a weight under 110 lbs. Sure I'll flux 5 lbs up and down, but it's always under when I know people might ask me to donate.

5. I think I have the coolest name in the whole damn world. Through google and facebook, the VERY FEW people with my last name who are NOT related to me have contacted me to high five "our" family name. I want those people to die.

6. I am jealous of porn stars. I love sex waaay too much for the average woman, but I can never climax with a partner. Porn stars seem to be able to do it at the drop of a hat. I am considering writing a letter to Jenna to request a how to book.

I would love to write a few more... maybe another time.