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Thursday, 15 November 2007

Popularity interferes with masturbation

Posted on 15:27 by Unknown
Having short days in the psych ward gives me plenty of free time after work to do absolutely nothing, except wish for my vibrator. The problem is up in Maine, we all live dormstyle. Small rooms, thin walls...

Having all this time and no vibrator has given me the opportunity to explore masturbation with the fingers only. I must say it is MUCH harder work. I actually feel sorry for guys.

Having always relied on the quick fix of my vibrator, I've never tried just fingers before. It's not so easy, and I am directing myself as to what feels good!

Today I wasn't successful, but I also didn't get enough time. My classmate decided to knock on my door and semi-barge in. I pulled out pretty quickly, still hovering under the covers. But damn that could have been mortifying.

Everyone is waiting for me to decide when to go drinking. Freakin retards!

Popularity is ruining my masturbation life.
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