well how bout them apples

Remember my post about the family and apples?... yeah here's another supporting argument.

I'm at the Celtics playoff game last night when I feel my phone vibrate. I see it's my mom, but I let it go to message. At half-time, I listen to the message and she says, "Roxy, call me as soon as you get this."

Though she didn't sound worried, I was worried my dad kicked the bucket with another stroke. I called her right away.

mom: Roxy... I'm drrruuuunk. Can I stay with you?

Me: goodness. I'm at the Celtics game.

mom: whaaaa? So I can come now?

Me: No mom, I'm at the Celtics game.

mom: ok i'll go to the hospital and wait.

About 30 minutes go by and I get another phone call.

mom: Roxy. I'm downstairs. What should I do?

Me: go up to your office and I'll come get you.

mom: Where are you?

Me: I'm at the Celtics game.

mom: what's that?

Me: basketball. I'm coming now.

I get to the hospital about 15 minutes later.

Me: hey mom, how's it going?

mom (stumbling around her office): There was wine and then beer... and then a COGNAC tasting!!

Me: do you need water?

mom: no... I need water.

Me: ok let's go. By the way, I got a cat.

Arrive at my apartment. Sebastien greets us at the door.

Mom: you got a cat?! From where?

Me: a family

Mom: oh. So where did you get him?

Me: from a family

She then sits on the couch and pretty much falls over onto the pillow.... until the next morning.

Me: morning mom.

Mom: oh wow. I can't believe how much I drank last night. HEY! I have 2 different shoes! How did I do that??

Me: you changed into different shoes at your office.

mom: why would I do that? and they're both left shoes!

Me: because you were wasted.

mom: oh... hey where did you get the cat?

Me: from a family

mom: oh... ok I'm gonna go now.

Me: have a good day mom!


AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS WHY & HOW I ROLL....