Oh the marine...God Bless America

So one of my neighbors in our groups of friends is the Marine. He's 24, very handsome, very intelligent. My friend... just friend... yeah right.

He broke up with girlfriend a couple of months ago and we all continued to hang out as friends... just friends.

Saturday night I needed a drink. All of our neighbors were out of town, so I called Marine to join me because we're friends... just friends.

Marine and I drink... we keep drinking... the bartender decides to try out some drinks on us... we're drunk.

And we do what we always do.

We go back to his apartment, play Wii and watch cash cab.

This time he decided to lie on top of me.

Then he decided to kiss me.

Then we were naked in his bedroom.

All he can say is "Why didn't this happen before?"

And I replied "because you had a girlfriend."

And then I passed out, woke up naked, forgot where I was, quickly realized what happened... then got up and went about my day.

Because this is what I do.