A midwestern thought

I kinda have this urge to do my transitional year in the midwest (this is with the hope that i even get interviews).

I'm talking to as many residents as possible about programs, and everyone agrees that the midwest hospitals are really nice. 

People are friendly. There's good ancillary service. It's cheap. You get a sweet hook-up.

All concluded that they didn't want to spend a full residency out there because there wasn't much going on.

Now... all I ever hear about are how good midwestern boys are. 

And I'm thinking that many, for one year, should experience some bad....

in the form of me!