But to make sure he truly deserves the win, I emailed a list of demands that must be met or I'd make other arrangements (ie: go with OleMiss).
1. Buy condoms.
I'm a firm believer that if women pay for the pill, men should pay for the condoms.
2. No smoking.
Though I used to be a social smoker, I am now an asthmatic. Not being able to breath is the scariest thing I've experienced to date.
3. No motorcycle.
I may be an organ donor, but I secretly hate that I am.
Jon replied to my email saying that he would comply.
I told OleMiss that I couldn't stay with him. I lied and told him I was having issues with recommendations, which is true but obviously not the reason I can't shack up.
OleMiss asked if I'd stay a couple days after the Hamptons instead. Cute, but I start neuroradiology on monday and I have to figure out what that means before then.
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